Not Me Monday

I was so sad to see that Stellan, McMamma's youngest son, is very ill again so she is obviously far to busy to host her Not Me Monday blog. Please say a prayer for her and their family. You can read more about them here.
However, today has been a Not Me Monday, so I am going for it all on my own. Here's my inspiration.

It was not me in bed sleeping until 9:45 on a Monday morning because my child sleeps in, I would never do that I get up go running and make everyone a healthy homemade breakfast.
It was definitely not me who gave Avery a bowl filled mostly with a very runny smoothie and a little cereal to eat make a big fat mess with because I didn't want to fight him over who got to hold the cup anymore. I would never do that, I firmly but gently stand my ground and show him I am the parent.
It was certainly not me who then decided to just throw Avery in the bath tub because it was easier than wondering if the neighbors think I beat him when he screams like a banshee when I wipe his hands, face, hair, legs, etc. See above for my great parenting techniques.
It was certainly not me who then marched into the bathroom with Avery facing out but holding him so I wouldn't be wearing smoothie, yanked off his PJ pants and diaper and then realized there was poop all over his bottom. No, not me I am a nurse it is my job to be observant.
It was absolutely not me who then screamed like a tweeny bop girl when Avery bucked like a bronco putting poop all over my PJ's, even though I am sure I was in running clothes since I got up first thing.
And it was absolutely without a doubt most definitely not me who put Avery in the bath tub stripped down and streaked across the house even though I had opened all the blinds to show Avery the rain for clean clothes while leaving my toddler unattended in the bath tub. Nope, not me... Must have been my evil twin Babbe.

Happy Monday!

At least by the time I got to the laundry I could laugh at the perfect butt print on my pajamas. I almost took it's picture, but figured that might be a bit much.